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The WaterboyIn a role he was born to play, Adam Sandler gets to spend an hour-and-a-half talking like a mental retard.

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The Social NetworkAll that needs to be said is that there's an "action" scene in this movie that includes the phrase "Perl script."

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Inglourious BasterdsThe best response to unspeakable violence? Well, unspeakable violence, of course!

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InvictusMorgan Freeman's voice inspires a rugby team to do great, metaphorical things.

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Up in the AirMiddle-aged asshole realizes that racking up frequent flyer miles isn't all that.

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Revolutionary RoadCause: Move to suburbia. Effect: Give yourself an abortion.

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DuplicitySpies are not this beautiful (usually).

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JunoWhat apparently makes this worthy of a movie is the pregnant teenager is a middle-class white chick.

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No Country for Old MenPsycho with a mullet goes on a killing spree, perhaps because he has a mullet.

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American BeautyIf this movie happened in real life, instead of winning Oscars it would have just been another episode of To Catch a Predator.

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Face/OffIf only they could have replaced John Travolta's face with that of a real actor.

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MilkBathhouse to city hall in just a few short years.

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GoodfellasThe Godfather with more violence and less soul.

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WALL-EJohnny 5 picks up trash and falls in love.

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Rachel Getting MarriedLike every other wedding movie you've ever seen, except interspersed with AA meetings.

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Slumdog MillionaireBollywood meets Regis Philbin.

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The ReaderAm I seriously supposed to feel bad for a Nazi child molesterjust because she can't read or write?

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The WrestlerMickey Rourke plays a Hulk Hogan version of himself.

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