Cause: Move to suburbia. Effect: Give yourself an abortion.Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Juno
What apparently makes this worthy of a movie is the pregnant teenager is a middle-class white chick.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
No Country for Old Men
Psycho with a mullet goes on a killing spree, perhaps because he has a mullet.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
American Beauty
If this movie happened in real life, instead of winning Oscars it would have just been another episode of To Catch a Predator.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Rachel Getting Married
Like every other wedding movie you've ever seen, except interspersed with AA meetings.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
The Reader
Am I seriously supposed to feel bad for a Nazi child molester
just because she can't read or write?
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